Don Stark

Don Stark

Don Stark was born on July 5, 1954 in New York City, New York, USA as Donald Stark. He is an actor and director.

  • Title: Don Stark
  • Popularity: 6.342
  • Known For: Acting
  • Birthday: 1954-06-05
  • Place of Birth: New York City, New York, USA
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  • Also Known As: Donald Stark , 돈 스타크
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Don Stark Movies

  • 1988
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    The Couch Trip

    The Couch Trip

    5.4 1988 HD

    The escaped delinquent John W. Burns, Jr. replaces Dr. Maitlin on a radio show, saying he's the psychiatrist Lawrence Baird.

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  • 1979
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    Tilt

    Tilt

    5.1 1979 HD

    Tilt is the story of a precocious young girl who is a pinball wizard. Because she does not get on with her parents, Tilt is contemplating running...

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  • 1995
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    3 Ninjas Knuckle Up

    3 Ninjas Knuckle Up

    5.1 1995 HD

    Rocky, Colt and TumTum must battle an evil wealthy toxic waste dumper in order to save a local Indian tribe and their friend Joe. The 3 Ninjas must...

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  • 1978
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    Return Engagement

    Return Engagement

    6 1978 HD

    A live-theater production in which Elizabeth Taylor stars as Emily Loomis, a professor of ancient history at a small California college, who...

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  • 1996
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    Heaven's Prisoners

    Heaven's Prisoners

    5.1 1996 HD

    A hardened New Orleans cop, Dave Robicheaux, finally tosses in the badge and settles into life on the bayou with his wife. But a bizarre plane crash...

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  • 1981
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    Evilspeak

    Evilspeak

    5.3 1981 HD

    Bullied by classmates, a pudgy military-school student fights back by computer with the devil.

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  • 1994
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    3 Ninjas Kick Back

    3 Ninjas Kick Back

    5.6 1994 HD

    During a championship baseball match, the three brothers hear that their grandfather in Japan is in trouble, and head out to help him, conceding the...

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  • 1995
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    Night of the Running Man

    Night of the Running Man

    5.7 1995 HD

    A Las Vegas cab driver finds a million dollars of stolen money in his cab after his fare is murdered. Soon after, a ruthless hitman is in persuit; he...

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  • 1995
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    Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead

    Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead

    6.5 1995 HD

    Five different criminals face imminent death after botching a job quite badly.

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  • 2010
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    Meeting Spencer

    Meeting Spencer

    4.5 2010 HD

    After a series of Hollywood flops, famed director Harris Chappell (Jeffrey Tambor) returns to New York to relaunch his Broadway career. But...

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  • 1996
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    Earth Minus Zero

    Earth Minus Zero

    2 1996 HD

    An alien searching for a human specimen for an intergalactic zoo gets more trouble than he bargained for in this family adventure.

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  • 1998
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    Double Edge

    Double Edge

    4.4 1998 HD

    Murders in Seoul, Korea and in America pair two cops from each of the countries together to solve the crimes. The investigation leads to a gang war...

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  • 1993
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    Elvis and the Colonel: The Untold Story

    Elvis and the Colonel: The Untold Story

    3.5 1993 HD

    The story of the relationship between Elvis Presley and his manager, Colonel Tom Parker, from its beginnings in 1955 right the way through until...

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  • 1981
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    Choices

    Choices

    5.6 1981 HD

    A popular high school student seems to have it all; a spot on the football team, the love of playing music in the school orchestra and a girlfriend. ...

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  • 2013
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    Random Encounters

    Random Encounters

    5.5 2013 HD

    What seems to be a chance encounter one day at a coffee shop leads to a full-fledged romance, but the couple must fight for their relationship to...

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  • 2018
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    Holiday Hostage

    Holiday Hostage

    1 2018 HD

    It’s Thanksgiving night and all Abby and David want to do is quickly eat their turkey and ditch their overbearing “still has their...

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  • 1988
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    Arthur 2: On the Rocks

    Arthur 2: On the Rocks

    5.5 1988 HD

    Arthur loses his fortune for staying with Linda, right as the two were preparing to adopt a child. As their marriage suffers, Arthur plans for a way...

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  • 1988
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    Under the Gun

    Under the Gun

    5.5 1988 HD

    A St. Louis cop, Mike Braxton (Sam Jones), receives an urgent call for help from his brother Tony (Nick Cassavetes), a small time thief in Los...

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  • 1996
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    Santa with Muscles

    Santa with Muscles

    3.7 1996 HD

    Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his...

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  • 1996
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    Star Trek: First Contact

    Star Trek: First Contact

    7.289 1996 HD

    The Borg, a relentless race of cyborgs, are on a direct course for Earth. Violating orders to stay away from the battle, Captain Picard and the crew...

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  • 1975
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    Switchblade Sisters

    Switchblade Sisters

    6.4 1975 HD

    A tough gang of teenage girls are looking for love and fighting for turf on the mean streets of the city! Bad girls to the core, these impossibly...

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  • 2017
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    Roswell FM

    Roswell FM

    1 2017 HD

    The only "normal" guy at a paranormal talk radio station quits his dream profession and takes a higher paying, but soul crushing job, to pay for his...

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  • 2015
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    Safelight

    Safelight

    5.8 2015 HD

    A teenage boy and girl discover a renewed sense of possibility as they go on a road trip to photograph lighthouses along the California coast.

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  • 1994
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    Maverick

    Maverick

    6.88 1994 HD

    Maverick is a gambler who would rather con someone than fight them, and needs an additional three thousand dollars in order to enter a...

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  • 1979
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    The Gift

    The Gift

    1 1979 HD

    A sailor on Christmas leave visits his boozing, one-legged father and dreamer mother in 1950s Brooklyn.

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  • 2015
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    Hello, My Name Is Doris

    Hello, My Name Is Doris

    6.4 2015 HD

    A self-help seminar inspires a sixty-something woman to romantically pursue her younger co-worker.

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  • 2013
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    Wrong Cops

    Wrong Cops

    6.1 2013 HD

    A group of bad cops look to dispose of a body that one of them accidentally shot.

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  • 2016
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    C Street

    C Street

    1 2016 HD

    A power hungry intern pimps out his apartment to sex-starved politicians, only to find his boss using it to have an affair with the girl of his...

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  • 1991
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    Liquid Dreams

    Liquid Dreams

    4.6 1991 HD

    In a slightly future America, a woman goes to the big city to visit with her sister, who is dead in her apartment. In order to find out what happened...

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  • 2009
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    My Name Is Jerry

    My Name Is Jerry

    6.7 2009 HD

    As a forty-something door-to-door book salesman, Jerry is used to having doors shut in his face. However, a chance meeting with Jordan, an engaging...

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  • 2012
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    John Carter

    John Carter

    6.322 2012 HD

    John Carter is a war-weary, former military captain who's inexplicably transported to the mysterious and exotic planet of Barsoom (Mars) and...

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  • 1991
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    9 1/2 Ninjas!

    9 1/2 Ninjas!

    2.4 1991 HD

    When corrupt real estate mogul Arnold Gruber evicts Joe and Lisa from their dwellings to make way for new buildings, martial arts-trained Joe turns...

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  • 1993
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    The Baby Doll Murders

    The Baby Doll Murders

    3.7 1993 HD

    A Los Angeles cop tracks a serial killer who leaves a broken baby doll at the site of each grisly crime.

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  • 1998
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    Letters from a Killer

    Letters from a Killer

    5.4 1998 HD

    A man is falsely convicted of the murder of his wife. During his time in jail, he finds comfort from four women with whom he corresponds. After his...

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  • 2016
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    Café Society

    Café Society

    6.456 2016 HD

    The story of a young man who arrives in Hollywood during the 1930s hoping to work in the film industry, falls in love, and finds himself swept up in...

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  • 1973
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    Outrage

    Outrage

    6.1 1973 HD

    One man decides to wage war against a gang of teenage punks besieging an affluent California community. Based on a true incident.

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  • 2018
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    Beyond The Sky

    Beyond The Sky

    5.1 2018 HD

    A documentary filmmaker travels to a UFO convention in New Mexico where he meets a local artist with a dark secret. As they follow a trail of clues...

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  • 2018
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    Green Book

    Green Book

    8.24 2018 HD

    Tony Lip, a bouncer in 1962, is hired to drive pianist Don Shirley on a tour through the Deep South in the days when African Americans, forced to...

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  • 1993
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    Arcade

    Arcade

    4.7 1993 HD

    Alex Manning and her friends decide to visit the local video arcade known as "Dante's Inferno" where a new virtual reality arcade game called...

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  • 1988
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    Feds

    Feds

    5.8 1988 HD

    Ellie DeWitt and Janis Zuckermann are admitted to the very strict FBI Training Academy. They get a hard course, in which they learn to deal with guns...

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  • 2019
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    7 Days to Vegas

    7 Days to Vegas

    5.3 2019 HD

    Inspired by a true story about Hollywood big shots who will bet on anything.

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  • 1999
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    Goosed

    Goosed

    3.6 1999 HD

    Sheltered rich girl Charlene has an over-protective mother who insists that her daughter should marry a rich doctor. After Charlene's psychic...

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  • 1994
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    Bloodfist V: Human Target

    Bloodfist V: Human Target

    5 1994 HD

    Don "The Dragon" Wilson struggles to regain his memory, not knowing who to trust, or even which side he's fighting on.

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  • 2010
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    Penny

    Penny

    1 2010 HD

    An expert plumber, on a quest to save an aging city fountain, learns that with a little faith, a single penny can make even the most unlikely of...

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  • 1986
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    Peggy Sue Got Married

    Peggy Sue Got Married

    6.1 1986 HD

    Peggy Sue faints at a high school reunion. When she wakes up she finds herself in her own past, just before she finished school.

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  • 1994
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    Revenge of the Red Baron

    Revenge of the Red Baron

    2.4 1994 HD

    The Red Baron returns in a toy plane to kill the former World War I ace that shot him down.

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  • 1998
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    That '70s Show

    That '70s Show

    7.966 1998 HD

    Crank up the 8-track and flash back to a time when platform shoes and puka shells were all the rage in this hilarious retro-sitcom. For Eric, Kelso,...

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  • 2004
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    Father of the Pride

    Father of the Pride

    5.1 2004 HD

    Father of the Pride is an American animated television series that began broadcasting on NBC on August 31, 2004 and was part of a short-lived trend...

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  • 1996
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    Dark Skies

    Dark Skies

    7.3 1996 HD

    Dark Skies is an American UFO conspiracy theory-based sci-fi television series that aired from the 1996 to 1997 season for 18 episodes, plus a...

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  • 1977
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    CHiPs

    CHiPs

    6.8 1977 HD

    Lighthearted look at the adventures of two Highway Patrol officers in Los Angeles. The main characters are Jon Baker and Frank Poncherello, two...

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  • 1986
    imgS2 E19

    Sledge Hammer!

    Sledge Hammer!

    7.9 1986 HD

    Sledge Hammer! is an American satirical police sitcom produced by New World Television that ran for two seasons on ABC from 1986 to 1988. The series...

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  • 2000
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    CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

    CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

    7.623 2000 HD

    A Las Vegas team of forensic investigators are trained to solve criminal cases by scouring the crime scene, collecting irrefutable evidence and...

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  • 1986
    imgS8 E22

    L.A. Law

    L.A. Law

    7.046 1986 HD

    L.A. Law is an American television legal drama series that ran for eight seasons on NBC from September 15, 1986, to May 19, 1994. Created by Steven...

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  • 1990
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    Beverly Hills, 90210

    Beverly Hills, 90210

    7.4 1990 HD

    Follow the lives of a group of teenagers living in the upscale, star-studded community of Beverly Hills, California and attending the fictitious West...

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  • 2005
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    Supernatural

    Supernatural

    8.299 2005 HD

    When they were boys, Sam and Dean Winchester lost their mother to a mysterious and demonic supernatural force. Subsequently, their father raised them...

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  • 1985
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    The Golden Girls

    The Golden Girls

    7.5 1985 HD

    Four Southern Florida seniors share a house, their dreams, and a whole lot of cheesecake. Bright, promiscuous, clueless and hilarious, these lovely,...

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  • 1996
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    Early Edition

    Early Edition

    7.3 1996 HD

    Gary Hobson thinks he may even be losing his mind when tomorrow's newspaper mysteriously arrives today giving him a disconcerting look into the...

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  • 1999
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    L.A. Heat

    L.A. Heat

    7.3 1999 HD

    Meet Chase McDonald and August Brooks. Two guys who will do anything to keep L.A. safe . . . even if it means blowing half of it up. An explosive...

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  • 1976
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    Quincy, M.E.

    Quincy, M.E.

    7.5 1976 HD

    Los Angeles County medical examiner Quincy routinely engages in police investigations.

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  • 1987
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    Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    7.454 1987 HD

    Beauty and the Beast is an American drama series which first aired on CBS in 1987. Creator Ron Koslow's updated version of the fairy tale has a...

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  • 1972
    imgS5 E24

    The Streets of San Francisco

    The Streets of San Francisco

    7 1972 HD

    Two police officers, the older Lt. Stone and the young upstart Inspector Keller, investigate murders and other serious crimes in San Francisco. Stone...

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  • 1995
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    Murder One

    Murder One

    7.8 1995 HD

    Theodore 'Teddy' Hoffman is a highly-regarded defense attorney in a prestigious Los Angeles law firm. Having successfully defended the wealthy but...

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  • 1996
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    E! True Hollywood Story

    E! True Hollywood Story

    8.1 1996 HD

    E! True Hollywood Story is an American documentary series on E! that deals with famous Hollywood celebrities, movies, TV shows and also well-known...

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  • 2011
    imgS12 E9

    American Horror Story

    American Horror Story

    8.132 2011 HD

    An anthology horror drama series centering on different characters and locations, including a house with a murderous past, an asylum, a witch coven,...

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  • 1982
    imgS7 E22

    Cagney & Lacey

    Cagney & Lacey

    6.9 1982 HD

    Mary Beth Lacey and Chris Cagney are teamed up as NYPD police detectives. Their opposing personalities (one is tough and the other sensitive) mesh to...

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  • 1997
    imgS10 E20

    Stargate SG-1

    Stargate SG-1

    8.3 1997 HD

    The story of Stargate SG-1 begins about a year after the events of the feature film, when the United States government learns that an ancient alien...

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  • 1989
    imgS11 E22

    Baywatch

    Baywatch

    5.9 1989 HD

    Join the Baywatch lifeguards on their thrilling adventures filled with beautiful beaches and those iconic red swimsuits.

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  • 1951
    imgS61 E1

    Hallmark Hall of Fame

    Hallmark Hall of Fame

    8.8 1951 HD

    Hallmark Hall of Fame is an anthology program on American television, sponsored by Hallmark Cards, a Kansas City based greeting card company. The...

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  • 1987
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    The Charmings

    The Charmings

    4.8 1987 HD

    The Charmings is an American fantasy sitcom that aired from March 1987 to February 1988 on ABC. Based on the fairy tale Snow White, it chronicles...

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  • 1973
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    Police Story

    Police Story

    7.1 1973 HD

    Police Story is an anthology television crime drama. The show was the brainchild of author and former policeman Joseph Wambaugh and represented a...

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  • 1989
    imgS1 E18

    Hardball

    Hardball

    7 1989 HD

    Hardball is an American crime drama television series that ran on NBC during the 1989-1990 television schedule.

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  • 1997
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    Timecop

    Timecop

    6.4 1997 HD

    Jack Logan is a time traveler from 2007 who hunts down rogue travelers and brings them to justice before they can alter the past.

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  • 1985
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    Hell Town

    Hell Town

    5 1985 HD

    Hell Town is an American drama series that aired on NBC from September 4, 1985 to December 25, 1985. The series features former Baretta star Robert...

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  • 1997
    imgS1 E22

    Brooklyn South

    Brooklyn South

    9.7 1997 HD

    An American ensemble police drama series following the life of police officers from the 74th Precinct in southern Brooklyn, New York City.

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  • 2007
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    iCarly

    iCarly

    8 2007 HD

    Watch Carly, Sam, and Freddie, as they try to balance their everyday 8th grade lives with their newfound fame managing and starring in the most...

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  • 1991
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    The Man in the Family

    The Man in the Family

    6 1991 HD

    The Man in the Family is an American sitcom television series that aired from June 19 until July 31, 1991.

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  • 2010
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    Melissa & Joey

    Melissa & Joey

    6.8 2010 HD

    Mel is a local politician from a political family. When a family scandal leaves her niece, Lennox, and nephew, Ryder, without their parents, Mel...

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  • 1995
    imgS1 E16

    Bless This House

    Bless This House

    1 1995 HD

    Bless This House is an American CBS sitcom which starred Andrew Dice Clay and Cathy Moriarty.

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  • 1993
    imgS8 E22

    Diagnosis: Murder

    Diagnosis: Murder

    7.1 1993 HD

    Dr. Mark Sloan is a good-natured, offbeat physician who is called upon to solve murders.

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  • 2009
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    Castle

    Castle

    8.002 2009 HD

    After a serial killer imitates the plots of his novels, successful mystery novelist Richard "Rick" Castle receives permission from the Mayor of New...

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  • 2008
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    The Mentalist

    The Mentalist

    8.368 2008 HD

    Patrick Jane, a former celebrity psychic medium, uses his razor sharp skills of observation and expertise at "reading" people to solve serious crimes...

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  • 1995
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    Charlie Grace

    Charlie Grace

    1 1995 HD

    Charlie Grace is a Los Angeles private eye with a daughter named Jenny, works along with other cops, including his partner, Crawford, to solve...

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  • 1995
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    Charlie Grace

    Charlie Grace

    1 1995 HD

    Charlie Grace is a Los Angeles private eye with a daughter named Jenny, works along with other cops, including his partner, Crawford, to solve...

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  • 2000
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    Curb Your Enthusiasm

    Curb Your Enthusiasm

    8.003 2000 HD

    The off-kilter, unscripted comic vision of Larry David, who plays himself in a parallel universe in which he can't seem to do anything right, and, by...

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  • 1994
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    Viper

    Viper

    6 1994 HD

    Viper is an action-adventure TV series about a special task force set up by the federal government to fight crime in the fictional city of Metro...

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  • 2012
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    The Mindy Project

    The Mindy Project

    6.3 2012 HD

    Obstetrician/gynecologist Mindy Lahiri tries to balance her personal and professional life, surrounded by quirky co-workers in a small medical...

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  • 2011
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    Corey and Lucas for the Win

    Corey and Lucas for the Win

    1 2011 HD

    When Corey falls for a girl he can't have, he finds the inspiration to win her over in a very unexpected place. But will his best friend Lucas get on...

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  • 2015
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    The Odd Couple

    The Odd Couple

    5.9 2015 HD

    Oscar's life seems almost perfect...sure he's divorced and his apartment is a mess, but he's the host of a well-known sports show, and is enjoying...

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  • 2010
    imgS1 E22

    Law & Order: LA

    Law & Order: LA

    6.8 2010 HD

    From the tony Beverly Hills to the seedy side of Hollywood, LAPD’s elite Robbery Homicide Division is on the case. Fusing classic...

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  • 2015
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    Rosewood

    Rosewood

    6.5 2015 HD

    Dr. Beaumont Rosewood, Jr. is a brilliant private pathologist who uses wildly sophisticated technology and his drive to live life to the fullest to...

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  • 2004
    imgS1 E13

    Father of the Pride

    Father of the Pride

    5.1 2004 HD

    Father of the Pride is an American animated television series that began broadcasting on NBC on August 31, 2004 and was part of a short-lived trend...

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  • 1993
    imgS8 E22

    Diagnosis: Murder

    Diagnosis: Murder

    7.1 1993 HD

    Dr. Mark Sloan is a good-natured, offbeat physician who is called upon to solve murders.

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  • 2014
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    Scorpion

    Scorpion

    8.234 2014 HD

    Based on a true story, Scorpion is a high-octane drama about eccentric genius Walter O’Brien and his team of brilliant misfits who comprise the...

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  • 1984
    imgS9 E22

    Night Court

    Night Court

    7.3 1984 HD

    An eccentric fun-loving judge presides over an urban night court and all the silliness going on there.

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  • 1994
    imgS5 E13

    Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    8.3 1994 HD

    Bitten by a neogenetic spider, Peter Parker develops spider-like superpowers. He uses these to fight crime while trying to balance it with the...

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  • 1993
    imgS7 E26

    Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

    Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

    7.866 1993 HD

    At Deep Space Nine, a space station located next to a wormhole in the vicinity of the liberated planet of Bajor, Commander Sisko and crew welcome...

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  • 2003
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    NCIS

    NCIS

    7.623 2003 HD

    From murder and espionage to terrorism and stolen submarines, a team of special agents investigates any crime that has a shred of evidence connected...

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  • 2013
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    Hit the Floor

    Hit the Floor

    7.7 2013 HD

    Ahsha Hayes enters the wild world of professional basketball when she tries out for the elite L.A. Devil Girls dance team against the wishes of her...

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  • 2012
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    Anger Management

    Anger Management

    6.2 2012 HD

    Charlie is a non-traditional therapist specializing in anger management. He has a successful private practice and he performs pro bono counseling for...

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  • 2019
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    Dollface

    Dollface

    7.1 2019 HD

    After being dumped by her longtime boyfriend, a young woman must deal with her own imagination in order to literally and metaphorically re-enter the...

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  • 2023
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    That '90s Show

    That '90s Show

    6.788 2023 HD

    Hello, Wisconsin! It's 1995 and Leia Forman, daughter of Eric and Donna, is visiting her grandparents for the summer where she bonds with a new...

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  • 2014
    imgS4 E10

    The Strain

    The Strain

    7.48 2014 HD

    A high concept thriller that tells the story of Dr. Ephraim Goodweather, the head of the Center for Disease Control Canary Team in New York City. He...

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  • 2007
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    Cory in the House

    Cory in the House

    6.8 2007 HD

    It's a brand new life for Cory Baxter when his dad, Victor, becomes the personal chef to the President of the United States. Cory's entrepreneurial...

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  • 1994
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    Ellen

    Ellen

    6.37 1994 HD

    Ellen is an American television sitcom that aired on the ABC network from March 29, 1994 to July 22, 1998, consisting of 109 episodes. The title role...

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  • 2009
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    The Good Wife

    The Good Wife

    7.582 2009 HD

    Alicia Florrick boldly assumes full responsibility for her family and re-enters the workforce after her husband's very public sex and political...

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  • 1985
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    The Twilight Zone

    The Twilight Zone

    7.7 1985 HD

    This 1980s revival of the classic sci-fi series features a similar style to the original anthology series. Each episode tells a tale (sometimes two...

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